i like this :
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While he lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. So he lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the file of cow dung and dug him out and ate him!
The moral of the story :
- not everyone who drop shit on you is your enemy
- not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
- when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut